katiethecumberbabe:

ford—prefect:

I now present Mr. Arthur Shappey with the story of a famous Scottish actor who went on a solitary hike in Russia, got caught in the rain, and regretted not having packed with more care.

Or, as they say in Limerick:

Sean Connery,

in Vishnevolocheck,

in the rain,

on a drizzly solo trek,

said,

“Forgetting my schweater, has made me much schwetter, I schertainly do miss my polo-neck!”