Australia: Midnight in New Zealand. The apocalypse is upon them. Let us have a moment for our fallen cousin.
New Zealand: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT, STILL ALI-
Australia: She fought a valiant battle, but alas is no more.
New Zealand: Guys? I’m fine, nothing-
Australia: We will never forget our fair neighbour.
New Zealand: No, seriously.
Australia: It is only us left now.
New Zealand:
Australia: ‘Straya.