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sweetbellsandhellajingle:

kohomint:

mistiryshak:

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

What if on Friday you’re just blogging away and

Lock and load, boys.

We got a lot of innocent Tumblr users out there who don’t read Homestuck and we need to get them in the Medium fast.

I need Mind players to set up traps so that they can remain in their location.

Life players, try to revive any fallen as fast as possible.

Hope, keep us going. We can’t have anyone crying because of anxiety or depression during all this.

Blood players should stay with their matesprits and moirails as a guardian unless you are a Prince of Blood. Princes will end up killing them.

Doom, Rage, and Space, you are our main attack force. Breath, Light, Heart, Void, you’re our defense. However you can splinter off to aid the other aspects if they need help.

Time players need to stall meteors as fast as possible. We don’t have time for games and playing around when lives are at stake.

Any and all Pages, focus on getting entry to the Medium. Your full potential is not yet awoken. Princes of the aspects Mind, Heart, Life, Blood, and Hope, go solo. Your aspect is a destruction aspect and we do not need mental illness, death, emotional problems, and we most certainly do not need a lack of hope in these times.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING THERE GO GO GO

I’m actually nodding along with my game face on, taking it like an actual attack plan

is it bad that i legitimately want this to happen