the-puzzle-that-put-you-to-tears:

miss-morange:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.” 
― James Nicoll

The rule is actually I before E except after C when making the sound EE. There are still exceptions, of course, but there are way less.