elephantsfromtime:

i like to think that, while he does enjoy the perks (ie. sexytiems with rose), the doctor has a bit of difficulty adjusting to his new human body.

“Honestly, how do you humans survive such weak bodies?” said the Doctor, stepping out to join Rose on the patio.

“Oy, you can’t randomly insult a species when you’re part of it now.” Rose turned around to hand him his mug of hot chocolate. She paused. “Are you wearing two scarves?”

The Doctor adjusted the top scarf to sip his drink. “Two scarves, two sweaters, a hat, mittens—what? This is what you wear in the winter, right?” 

“Those are Mum’s ear muffs.” 

“Are they?” He made a face. “I think I pull them off better, don’t you?”

“You look ridiculous,” she laughed, feeling for his arm under all the layers. “Like a marshmallow!”

“But Roooose, it’s so cooooold.”