corncobs:

okay so my brother’s birthday is on boxing day and he just wants money for that and christmas but it’s boring to just give someone $40 so i had this idea

i got a cardboard box

and got some pieces of wood

and put them in the box to give it lots of weight

then cut out a piece of cardboard

and put on top of the wood

then got the money

and taped it to the bottom

then

wrapped it up and put it under the tree

and that’s the story of how i was a douchebag this christmas