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Remember that one time Vriska died in a heroic attempt to get revenge because Jack killed Terezi and Karkat because a lot of the Homestuck fandom doesn’t
Remember how it was her fault they died at all? Or maybe how the universe wouldn’t allow her to do something good, because killing her was better? Or maybe how Terezi felt remorse for having to kill her, even though Vriska wouldn’t have given a shit if it were the other way around? Remember how she was a worthless bitch and her death was the most benevolent thing Andrew ever did with her character? Because not enough of the fandom gets that.
Hey guys, remember how Vriska was upset about killing Tavros? Remember how she killed trolls to feed her lusus and keep her happy? Remember how Terezi killed people for “justice” and rigged the system? REMEMBER HOW VRISKA WANTED TO GO OFF AND FIGHT JACK TO SAVE HER FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAITING AND DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO WAIT TO DIE BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE WOULD FIND THEM, JUST LIKE ERIDAN DID? REMEMBER HOW VRISKA DIDN’T KNOW THAT JACK WOULD FOLLOW THE FAIRY DUST TO THE METEOR AND KILL KARKAT AND TEREZI? REMEMBER HOW SHE DOVE HEAD FIRST INTO THE FIGHT AFTER SEEING THEIR BODIES? REMEMBER HOW SHE GAVE HER BELOVED DICE TO JOHN. HER BELOVED DICE THAT WAS LEFT TO HER BY HER ANCESTOR. ALSO, HOW MANY KIDS DID VRISKA KILL? OH WAIT. NONE.WHAT ABOUT TEREZI? SHE GOT JOHN KILLED AND DOOMED THAT WHOLE TIMELINE.
VRISKA KILLED BECAUSE SHE HAD TO TO STAY ALIVE ON ALTERNIA. SHE DIDN’T KILL ANYONE ONCE SHE GOT INTO THE GAME. SHE TRUSTED TAVROS, SOMEONE SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP (in her own weird way), WITH HER LIFE/DEATH. AND REMEMBER HOW TAVROS TRIED TO KILL HER FIRST??? I REMEMBER.
DON’T YOU EVER LET ME HEAR YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW VRISKA WAS A HORRIBLE CHARACTER AND HOW “HER DEATH WAS THE MOST BENEVOLENT THING ANDREW EVER DID WITH HER CHARACTER.” SHE WAS A GOOD FUCKING CHARACTER AND THE FANDOM HAS THIS ETERNAL IMAGE OF HER BEING A BITCH WHO DESERVES TO DIE AND FRANKLY, IT PISSES ME OFF.
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so there’s a panoramic photo of 1044 fursuiters at anthrocon and playing “spot the bad fursuits” has been the highlight of my day
IS THIS A FURRY DOLPHIN
everything is furry if u wish hard enough
DID FCKUKING NONE OF YOU NOTICE THE HOMESTUCKS
There’s even a Stig.
so there’s a panoramic photo of 1044 fursuiters at anthrocon and playing “spot the bad fursuits” has been the highlight of my day
IS THIS A FURRY DOLPHIN
everything is furry if u wish hard enough
DID FCKUKING NONE OF YOU NOTICE THE HOMESTUCKS
There’s even a Stig.
7 Things We Can Expect From Doctor Who Season 7 Part 2
1) Someone has let Guillermo del Toro loose in the design department
2) The Doctor will not be able to fly a plane
3) Diana Rigg will be creepy
4) Davos Seaworth will continue to have no luck with ships
5) Vastra, Jenny and Strax will be back
6) We’ll see more of the TARDIS than ever before.
7) Jenna Louise Coleman will be phenomenal
Screencaps credited to Blogtor Who
why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr – butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you