citruscandy:

i was raised catholic, and when i was little i asked my mom what a protestant was and she told me they were “christians who don’t believe in the pope” and i got so fucking confused

so until like high school i thought protestants were like the dumbest sacks of shit ever i mean seriously how can you not believe in the pope he is like RIGHT FUCKING THERE he is ON THE TELEVISION like you can go fucking visit him in europe DO YOU THINK THAT IS A HOLOGRAM WHAT THE HELL