callmekitto:

deliciouspineapple:

toomanyfeelsatonetime:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

yourfriendlyscop:

searchingforknowledge:

the-wolfbats:

saucefactory:

colethewolf:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, RYAN.

THANK GOD YOU ARE NOT THE VICE PRESIDENT.

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Permission to stab Paul Ryan in the eyes with glass

granted, but only if you get to stab one eye and i get the other.

May I grab the jug of gasoline to drown this little shit in?

Granted, but only if I get to strike and toss the match.