grandpopharley:

Your name is the ZELDA FANDOM and you’re having a hard time getting THE MASTER SWORD out of this stone. Of course its hard to do anything while this shady guy is watching you. He seems to want your sword. We’ll you’ll have none of that! You need this sword to protect the land of HYRULE. Boy, it is pretty hot in here. Makes you wish you had your GORON TUNIC to protect you from the SURROUNDING LAVA. This guy keeps looking at you weird. You’re starting to think you have the wrong sword. 

I had to.