If the New York Post headline tomorrow isn’t either

sturmtruppen:

c-d-e:

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pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

nedhepburn:

• VATICAN? VATICAN’T
  or
• EX BENEDICT

then I will simply not know what to do with myself. 

My money’s still on POPE SAYS NOPE.

VATICANCY.

No Benediction for Benedict.

Benevicted.