I don’t have sex.
Patriarchy: Prude.
I have sex.
Patriarchy: Slut.
I have safe sex.
Patriarchy: Prude and slut at the same time.
I got pregnant from having unprotected sex.
Patriarchy: Dumbass slut.
I got an abortion.
Patriarchy: Baby killer.
I had the kid.
Patriarchy: Welfare queen.
I got married, then had sex, then had a kid.
Patriarchy: K, but we’ll pay you less and blame your being a mother.
I got married, then had sex, and became a full time mother.
Patriarchy: You’re a welfare queen too.
I got married, then had sex, then worked at the same time.
Patriarchy: You’re a terrible mother, and don’t ask us for help with daycare. Get back in the kitchen.
I don’t care what you think.
Patriarchy: What a bitch.
What the fuck can I do to make you happy, patriarchy?
Patriarchy: lol what a doormat.