similarities:
- genetically engineered into existence in a space lab
- BAD TEMPERS which can explode spectacularly and/or hilariously if not given an outlet
- main associated color is blue
- have a significant super-palsy relationship with an island-raised lady
- RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF MANGRIT
- sasspots
- have Dearth of Family issues
- noble cores that enable acts of kindness and bravery of both small and sweeping proportions
- capacity for Bratty Butt Syndrome if they don’t get their way
- but also Cutie Butts under the right circumstances
- nubby teeth
- have driven without a license
- …
- (stitch probably drools in his sleep too)
- …
- cowlicks
Wake up, America.
This is the best thing ever on my dash.