iguanamouth:

i dont even understand how chocolate frogs would be enjoyable in the harry potter world like for all intents and purposes it acts like a real frog so youd have to clamp it tightly in your hands and then bite its head off and wait for the body to stop convulsing the whole thing sounds awful and what the fuck happens when it starts to melt does it still try to jump and leave increasingly large portions of its body behind, smeared on walls and tables and dying