Slick:
Wears a wide brimmed Fedora:
Droog:
Wears a Homburg:
Deuce:
Wears a Boss of the Plains hat:
Or a Porkpie:
And Boxcars:
Is some variation of an Akubra:
Learn your 1920’s
Also, to everyone who wears a Trilby with Droog cosplays or Slick cosplays
You’re historically inaccurate
But you look great so who really cares
You’re welcome
WHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND
I MADE THIS BACK WHEN I HAD MY ORIGINAL URL GOD DAMMIT THIS HAS BEEN UP FOR A YEAR