snoipahkat:

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

i regret so much in life my friends its not so much that i desire a time machine to go back and prevent this bit of dialogue from ever actually existing, its that i want to prevent myself from ever making a text post about it