Bonus Shakespeare fact: most of his sonnets (including ‘shall i compare thee to a summer’s day’) were addressed to some young boy will had a huge crush on and since all we know about this boy is that he somehow induced Shakespeare to confess his love to him through over a thousand lines of poetry scholars are in agreement that he was probably smokin hot
if being gay was so normalized in HP and that’s why we had to wait until after the books were all published to find out about dumbledore then like …why weren’t any of the students gay or bi
when everyone was flipping out about who to invite to the stupid dance, it would have been really simple to have just one sentence of like “and jane asked georgia and they wore matching corsages” or whatever, but that didn’t happen
do u know why that didn’t happen
do u need a hint
cosplays I wanna see at AirdotCon:
- G-ERTI
- Herc
- Princess Theresa
- Karl from ATC
- Diego the Engineer
- Mr. Lehman (covered in fire extinguisher foam)
- Snoopadoop the Cockapoo, noblest of hounds
- Mr. Birling (Edinburgh, Paris, or Timbuktu version)
- 12 Scottish cricketers in their underwear
- G-ERTI’s Molokai flight deck (aka strips of chicken, green umbrella, blinky lights, etc.)
- Madame Syiduousdfkh-Bosdufsdfh and her bassoon
- basically
- everything
Also:
- Ottery St. Mary!Martin in civvies and crutches
- Rotterdam!Dougie in a life jacket
- dwagonfwuit!Arthur (please do not induce allergic reactions to obtain the effect!)
- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ACT OUT PASSENGER DERBY I WILL RECORD IT
- Uskerty!Martin carrying a sheep and covered in beestings and goose droppings (sorry)
Yes, yes, yes!
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
everyone in brisbane look at the moon it’s so pretty
wait can everyone in australia see it omg im confused look at the moon
no ben only selected cities in australia can see the fucking moon
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where is it i can’t find it
have you checked under the sofa
i am australian and i tried to find the moon but the entire sky is covered in clouds
jokes
its-just-a-fucking-video-game:
dont you fuckin bring this back i sw ear to god
i LOST IT AT SOLLUX’S FRECKLES
so far i think the thing people most like about this comic is the freckles. not the joke. not the expressions. the freckles.