So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie
and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
i regret so much in life my friends its not so much that i desire a time machine to go back and prevent this bit of dialogue from ever actually existing, its that i want to prevent myself from ever making a text post about it
Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.
I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.Ain’t nobody got time for that.
