Month: April 2013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

gundam-tanakaa:

I sure do love my local card shop

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

fishingboatproceeds:

aboutrivers:

I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…

“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a novelist.”

“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”

“Giraffe sex videos.”

capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

the-yolocaust:

i have never seen a hall monitor before in my life im pretty sure they dont even exist

mrcraabs:

i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES