leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes– and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels