bloomblitz:

buoysnoize:

buoysnoize:

Okay so my mum just came into my room talking about nothing important

so I just gave her a monopoly chance card saying “go back three spaces”

so she took 3 steps back

and I closed the door in her face

she hasn’t returned yet.

SHE CAME BACK AND GAVE ME THE GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL CARD

HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THAT

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