open-hearted-open-minded:

mackenziefrenzie:

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

at first I thought you meant pilot as in first episode in a series I am ashamed of myself