maladicts:

maladicts:

okay but like

what if carlos and cecil both think that the other is REALLY HANDSOME AND COOL AND SERIOUS

LIKE WE ALREADY KNOW CECIL THINKS CARLOS IS A FEARLESS MAN OF SCIENCE WHO IS ALSO TRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL AND KNOWS ALL THE SCIENCE ABOUT EVERYTHING

WHAT IF CARLOS THINKS CECIL IS LIKE??? AN INTREPID REPORTER BRAVELY TACKLING ALL THE WEIRD STUFF THAT HAPPENS IN NIGHT VALE IN PERFECT STRIDE AND WHO IS ALSO ~A LOCAL CELEBRITY~ (who sounds so smooth on the radio whenever he catches his show) WOW WHAT A COOL GUY??

but no they’re both actually big huge nerds who wear frickin weekend lab coats and furry pants and when they’re on dates they’re so giddy and into each other but frantically trying to seem as cool as they think the other person is (i guess should…….save the town……with science……because i’m a scientist….haha………)

but like, they’re constantly internally facepalming because each person thinks of himself as a big dweeb (ie: “neat!! ugh how embarrassing") but they just LIKE EACH OTHER SOOO MUCH AND

i don’t even know where i’m going with this (ﾉ_ _)ﾉ

#whereas cecil tries to talk about carlos in the radio #talking about his perfect face and his perfect hair #carlos has notes on the countless bizarre things found in night vale #and sprinkled on those notes scribbles about how hypnotizing and sonorous cecil’s voice is #and how he loves it when cecil says his name #THEY’RE BOTH DWEEBS #yup definitely sold my soul somewhere along the way