What if Carlos isn’t even Latino or Hispanic

davidputashirton:

cyberphuk:

what if his name just happens to be Carlos and he’s like

Vietnamese

or Mongolian

or Native Australian (Aborigine, thank you Chrome Spell Check feature)

what if Carlos isn’t even any race, he’s not even human, he’s a very, very confused Venusian trying to take normal Earth readings and getting the wackiest results possible in Night Vale and reporting back to his mothership like ABORT, ABORT, THESE HUMANS ARE FUCKING CRAZY, ALSO ONE OF THEM IS REALLY CUTE OH NO HELP

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