paula-valeria:

fatefellshortthistoime:

“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life

woah

yzma:

remember when yahoo bought tumblr and nothing happened

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell