I FOUND A FUCKING BIN FILLED TO THE GOD DAMN BRIM WITH THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IS IT JUICE?!?!?! IS IT SODA?!!?!??!?! NO IT’S JUST FUCKING PURPLE STUFF. 8 FLUID OUNCES OF PURE PURPLE BULLSHIT.
FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW THIS COULD BE TROLL BLOOD OR SOME SHIT.
WHO EVEN MAKES A DRINK AND FUCKING CALLS IT “PURPLE STUFF" IT’S LIKE THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY.
HEY WE JUST MADE THIS PURPLE SHIT AND IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CALL IT JIM?!?!?!?
HOW ABOUT “PURPLE STUFF", SIR?!?!?!?
FUCKING BRILLIANT.
