Parents: EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR.
Parents: EXCEPT YOU
Parents: YOU ARE THE ONLY TEENAGER ON THE INTERNET
Parents: THERE IS NO WAY THAT THERE COULD EVER BE OTHER TEENAGERS ON THE INTERNET.
Parents: NO ONE FROM ANY OTHER STATE OR COUNTRY IS A TEENAGER ON THE INTERNET
Parents: EXCEPT YOU
Parents: ALL OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS ARE PREDATORS.