sally jackson and the olympians

sally jackson: HEY. YOU. ZEUS. YEAH KING OF THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU’RE MIFFED AT MY SON. HE DIDNT STEAL YOUR DAMN LIGHTNING BOLT. THAT WAS 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOUR YEAR OLD
sally jackson: ARES. I SWEAR IF I WAS AN IMMORTAL BADASS I WOULD SEND YOUR ASS REPEATEDLY TO TARTARUS BECAUSE YOU FUCKING FRAMED A 12 YEAR OLD FOR THE MOST HEINOUS CRIME IN THE UNIVERSE. WHO DOES THAT. YOU’RE ALSO ACTING LIKE A BITCH ASS FOUR YEAR OLD SO STEP THE FUCK DOWN
sally jackson: YO. SISTER IN LAW. ATHENA. CLIMB OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE OR OWL OR WHATEVER AND SUCK IT UP. MY SON IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. THEY’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT. WHO FUCKING CARES IF HE’S THE SON OF POSEIDON, HE FELL INTO TARTARUS FOR HER. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GRUDGES. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT. THE WEDDING’S TOMORROW AND I STILL HAVENT ORDERED THE CAKE.
sally jackson: POSEIDON, I LOVE YOU, AND THAT ONE NIGHT IN MONTAUK 18 YEARS AGO WAS GREAT, BUT YOU NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN I WAS ALONE IN NEW YORK FINISHING HIGH SCHOOL AND RAISING MY SON WHO YOU TOOK ANYWAY TO DO YOUR BIDDING. BITCH. HE ISNT A FUCKING JOINT YOU CAN PASS AROUND. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR OLYMPIAN PRIDE AND RULES. HE WAS 12. END OF STORY, YOU WERE A SHIT FATHER, SALLY BLOFIS OUT