timelordy-teganbreann:

will2bill:

laseri:

will2bill:

uheiheihhug:

does anything actually happen in Western Australia or is that entire state a myth

Who told you about Western Australia?

It appears we have been compromised. Release the redback spidersharks.

They’re on their way. I sent some swimming jelly knives to accompany them

Quick, throw the Perth Cactus at them