positivestress:

we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said “careful the box is really hot” and i was like oh wow it is that’s weird this is way hotter than usual

i pay for the pizza and open the box and take out a slice and

they forgot to take the pizza off the pan

the pan is in the box

under the pizza

they fucking

left the pan

under the pizza

and now we have the pan