“Your knock echoes in the stillness. Friendly-looking cultists in fuzzy pyjamas open the door and silently beckon you inside, where they are having a silent slumber party. They are handing out party favours. Of course, they insist you take one, even if you can’t stay.

You receive Crab Spaghetti!

You could get used to this kind of thing. Too bad you have a monster to catch. Onward!”

neopets has some quality writing don’t deny it