russia
reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
U FUCKING DIDN’T LISTEN TO THIS AUSTRALIAN WHO LEARNT THE UNBIASED VERSION OK MAN U BOTH FUCKIN STEPPED DOWN NOBODY WON THE COLD WAR EXCEPT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE YOUR DUMBASSERY SOMEHOW DIDN’T GET US ALL THROWN INTO NUCLEAR WINTER AND KILLED OKAY YOU DIDN’T WIN RUSSIA DIDN’T WIN NOBODY WON IT WAS A COLD WAR NO BATTLES NO WINNING NO LOSING EXCEPT OF PRIDE I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHT THEY TELL YOU IN AMERICA BUT YOU DIDN’T WIN OK NOT A SINGLE PERSON WON I HATE THE WAY HISTORY IS TAUGHT IN AMERICA THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AT LEAST IN AUSTRALIA WE KNOW WE FUCKED SHIT UP WE PAY RESPECT TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS OF OUR LAND OK AND WE ACTUALLY LEARN ABOUT COUNTRIES THAT AREN’T OURS BEAT THAT AMERICA HUH BEAT THAT AND YOUR FLAWED FREEDOM EVEN NEW ZEALAND BEAT YOU COME ON THAT’S JUST EMBARRASSING