sassy-damon:

what contraceptive pills do:

  • regulate periods
  • prevent the development of ovarian cysts
  • prevent the growth of ovarian cysts if they exist
  • help with period pains and cramps
  • help with ovulation pains
  • clean skin from painful acne
  • oh yeah
  • help you not get fucking pregnant
  • you know
  • nbd

what mitt romney says contraceptive pills do:

  • promote prostitution and turn women into sex-crazed sluts