YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world
today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous
the saddest thing about homestuck ending is that we probably won’t ever get answers to some things
why was john’s neighborhood empty?
what about the pre-scratch beta trolls?
why did john’s dad get banned from cirque du soleil
do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums
“get dressed it’s 4pm”
“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”
“tidy your god-damn room”
and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”
bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady
but we can’t forget: ”put on a coat its freezing out there”
& my personal favourite “cause i say so”