a-little-bi-furious:

princelypaws:

why say “lady bits” or “man bits” to describe a genital when you could call them something that’s not cissexist, binarist, and more fun to say. like: hoo haa, dingle, crotch, privates, junk, bits, frick frack patty wack

Further suggestions: Bajingo, naughty bits, unmentionables, breakfast of champions, down there *whistle noises and points*