actualcannibalshialbeouf:

trillow:

sbrocius:

trillow:

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

hold up egbert im listening to this guy crying this shit is fuckin gold man

of all names possible, why ‘egbert’