DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING QUICK BALL. NOW I KNOW YOU MAY BE THINKING, “WHAT THE FUCK IS A QUICK BALL?”. ITS A POKEBALL THAT HAS A FOUR TIMESCAPTURE RATE ON THE FIRST TURN OF A BATTLE. THAT IS FOUR “X’S” OF CAPTURING POWER. ARE YOU SERIOUS??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???ARE YOU FUCKING SCARED OF KOING SOMETHING ON THE FIRST TURN WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO CATCH IT? YOU SHOULD BE, BECAUSE NOT EVEN YOUR PUSSY ASS ULTRA BALLS WITH THEIR MEASLY 2X CAPTURE RATE WILL SAVE YOUR STUPID ASS IF THAT SHINY XERNEAS IS ONE HIT KILLED BY YOUR OVERLEVELED ASS. I CAUGHT A FUCKING YVELTAL ON THE FIRST TURN AT FULL HEALTH WITH THIS ENSNARING WEB OF TERROR. ONE TURN. I DIDNT NEED TO PUSH DOWN B ON THAT SHIT, YVELTAL JUST INSTANTLY RECOGNIZED THAT I WAS A REAL AS FUCK TRAINER WHEN I PULLED ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS OUT AND HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO ME AND MY QUICK BALLS. BUY THESE FUCKING POKEBALLS FOR THEIR DIRT CHEAP PRICE.
You should be in marketing.