morgrana:

morgrana:

my sister wanted taylor swift tickets but she knew that mum wouldn’t let her unless she cried so she just read a whole load of fanfics to make herself cry and she’s now sobbing and she just came into my room with tears streaming down her face and slurring speech and went “it’s game time”

guess who’s got tickets to see taylor swift

spinnybread:

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