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ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES

LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS BECAUSE, MAN, THE INTERNET IS DAMN SCARY AND THEY’RE REASONABLE PEOPLE.

WELL HEAD ON OVER TO http://www.coffeecakeconnection.com/ AND ALL YOUR WOES ARE SOLVED. HELL, THEY EVEN HAVE GLUTEN-FREE STUFF, BROWNIES, COOKIES, AND MORE.

AND HERE’S THE RAD AS FUCK PART: AT CHECKOUT, YOU’RE GOING TO SELECT SHIP2MYID, AND PUT IN YOUR FRIEND’S EMAIL, AND THAT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING IT FOR PUTTING IN A SHIPPING ADDRESS.

YOUR FRIEND’S GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING ‘HEY SOME RAD FUCKER WANTS TO SEND YOU SHIT’ AND THEY’RE GOING TO SAY YES AND PUT IN THEIR ADDRESS TOTALLY SAFELY. AND THEY’RE GOING TO GET ALL THE GODDAMN COFFEE CAKE THEY CAN EAT, SAFE AND EASY AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOME INTERNET STRANGER HAVING THEIR ADDRESS.

SHIP2MYID IS WORKING ON PARTNERING WITH OTHER COMPANIES TOO TO MAKE GIFTING SHIT ONLINE EASIER THAN EVER. TELL ME THAT’S NOT RAD. YOU CAN’T.

USE THE CODE HOLIDAY25 BEFORE THE 11TH FOR FUCKING 25% OFF. CAN’T BEAT THAT SHIT.

SPREAD THE WORD FUCKERS

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