americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american
men don’t get to decide what is misogynistic
straight people don’t get to decide what is homophobic
cis people don’t get to decide what is transphobic
white people don’t get to decide what is racist
people in positions of power
don’t get to decide what is considered oppression
that’s how we move backwards, not forwards
this makes sense. i will think abt this more carefully in the future :~)
“all women belong in the kitchen,” the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
the best moment in literary history
if this isn’t in the movie i will be severely depressed
#keep the movie the same as the book and i will be severely depressed
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
do boys really think this omg
yes
There are grown-ass women who actually think this.
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Good-looking
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
