“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business…” can we please talk about the fact that Moony was literally around the corner while the map was insulting Snape. And he 99.99999% knew it was going to happen and he probably laughed himself to sleep that night and whispered a thank you to James, Sirius, and Peter for thinking to put that wonderful little defense mechanism in.
The niece of the great Mongol leader, Kubla Khan, Princess Khutulun was described by Marco Polo as the greatest warrior in Khan’s army. She told her uncle she would marry any man who could wrestle her and win. If they lost they had to give her 100 horses.
She died unmarried with 10,000 horses.
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THE NFL IS APPARENTLY A NONPROFIT THAT HASN’T PAID TAXES IN 47 YEARS
THE NFL IS APPARENTLY A NONPROFIT THAT HASN’T PAID TAXES IN 47 YEARS
I’M HAVING AN ANEURYSM
THIS HAS BEEN A BAD DAY
