candlelion:

deducing-deans-daleks:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

“Looking for Alaska and dragons.”

I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a god damn dragon that regularly roasted villages in fiery hellstorms and ate people alive.