finnickoddhair:

that point where you realize that everyone that’s looked directly into lil cal’s eyes have been hypnotized by a bit of caliborn’s soul

fact: close contact with lil cal has lead to mass murder, rampage or smuppet related mental breakdown on more than one occasion

fact: many characters testify feeling a strong sense of loyalty and love yet uneasiness around him

fact: cal is a fucking cursed juju containing (or soon to contain) a piece of voldemort’s caliborn’s soul

fact: wearing shades at all times will make you look cool and may provide complete or partial protection to lil cal’s mind control rays