A short list of current happenings that are more important than Justin Bieber’s arrest:
Political unrest in the Ukraine
There are known carcinogens in some of your favorite drinks.
South Sudan has signed a truce.
There are still states that give parental rights to rapists.
Childhood poverty has reached record levels in America.
Mike Huckabee proves to everyone that he’s still a moron when it comes to women and birth control.
The weather is basically drunk right now.
A bill in Montreal seeks to ban “overt and conspicuous” symbols of religion.
The inflation rate is 30% in Argentina
A second chemical was spilled in WV and the company didn’t admit to it until now.