aubreyplza:

women say they want equality but then get doors held open for them. i am a nice guy. do you know how many doors i have opened women?? do you understand the strain you’ve put me through.? the struggle?? how many seconds i have wasted? opening D OORS? for YOU i open a door. the world will never be equal becaus e woman have never touch ed a door handle. men unite. stop these women. opening doors is the only good deed i do. don’t let them take it away. how else am i gonna get sex?? must open door„ doors