HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
Happy new year! I hope everyone has a great 1420. Long live King Charles VI
I was talking to a guy I used to work with at Disneyland about how he was promoted to head costume designer and he was freaking out about his first assignment
Him: it has to be perfect
Me: what does?
Him: they’ll kill me if I screw up this dress
Me: no they won’t it’s just a dress
Him: yes they will I’m going to waste their money then Mickey Mouse is going to have me dropped on a deserted island far away where I’ll die alone
Me: it can’t be that big a deal, are you making a parade character’s dress or something?
Him: they gave me so much money, I’m going to fuck it up. She’ll look hideous
Me: it’ll be okay if you make a mistake, who’s dress are you making?
Him: *whispers* Elsa
Me: isn’t Elsa already in the park with a complete costume?
Him: yes
Me: then how are you doing her dress if it’s done already?
Him: her park dress is done. But she has her official, internationally televised and watched by millions coronation into the Disney royal family as a queen coming up and all the other members of the royal family will be there even the queens and all the princes and they’ve already booked the castle and they gave me one million dollars to design the perfect dress for Elsa as my first assignment.
Me: oh…shit
Him: *starts crying quietly*
i cant believe the year of luigi is…………………………………….still here fuckers
