arielrebekah:

new years on tumblr is the worst there are like 400 variations of the same damn post and then all the east coast people are screaming about 2014 when i’m on the west coast and it’s still 2013 and then in fuckin australia it’s already like 2017 i’m so stressed

artichokehold:

i heard people are gonna get hammered at this party im going to so im bringing my ENTIRE toolbox I’m so excited

do-not-enter-the-dog-park:

oswaldz:

i want Twelve to swear a lot but i want the TARDIS to be conscious of it and basically put a swear filter on him so every time he says a bad word it comes out as a made up ten-year-old swear

you are a beautiful human being

siren-comstock:

sci-fi: man i just came up with a revolutionary new concept for a fictional alien species, check this out

ok, so there’s this species, right, and they’re TOTALLY DIFFERENT from us. they’re all humanoid, they all use a rigid male/female sex/gender binary, their accepted norm is heterosexual monogamous relationships, and the women all have breasts, whether the species is mammalian or not

but, get this, they have purple skin!!!