how do you think bill nye would fair in nightvale?

wonderlustandwanderlust:

oh my god 

well my general idea is that pretty much everyone dies in night vale so yeah yikes 

but maybe carlos saves him and teaches him the ropes like “no man you think thats how sound works here its not. oh right and gravity doesnt work on tuesdays im still looking into that” 

and bill nye would probably be super interested in the differences between night vale and the rest of the world and what the fuck was going on 

but THEN hed hear cecil’s version of a kids fun science corner and that would be it. hed be over to the radio station and hed be on air with cecil and giving an interview and being all awesome bill nye. teaching kids to science 

but strex doesnt want kids who are scientifically intelligent, they want good workers. so they’d hunt him down and make sure that he wouldnt be doing any more science and then he would hide out with tamika flynn and teach her all he knew and theyd take down strex together and its gr8