thebreakfastgenie:

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

STORY TIME

one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like

“she gave me a cough drop”

and our teacher was just ??? so he asked if the nurse knew the problem was in his lungs not his throat and the kid was just like

“yeah I told her but she said to take the cough drop anyway”