dingdongyouarewrong:

thesheriffssecretpolice:

nvcrofficial:

dingdongyouarewrong:

“I wish I lived in night vale!”
nO
NO YOU DONT
THEY LITERALLY LIVE UNDER A TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE AND HAVE THEIR OWN HUNGER GAMES WHERE PEOPLE ARE MAULED TO DEATH BY WILD ANIMALS
YOU
DO
NOT
WANT TO LIVE IN FUCKING NIGHT VALE JFC

Because Night Vale is the greatest town in this nation.

WE CAN CONFIRM, NIGHT VALE IS THE BEST TOWN IN THE WORLD. SAYING OTHERWISE WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE RE-EDUCATION.

oh shit